The only reason I buy batteries these days is because I’ve been shooting lasers from my eyes at all that annoy.
I Drew Inspiration With A Pen
Let’s have an abridged story, past, current and hereafter, about my water polo endeavor: April,2010: Joined December,2010: Gearing up for IVP. January 4, 2010: IVP. I surmise that 8 months of thrice-weekly vigorous swimming is a decent investment in raising personal physical standards, factoring in my 5-year hiatus from water related ventures, except for that one time I took part in a...
Laziness is Ubiquitous
Which is why I’m not waiting for the new year to resume investing in a brain deposit. It’s that time of the year where I reengage the masses with not just ideas that provoke your noggin but with radical notions intended to rattle the foundation of your perceptions! Breaking news with no correlation: I am prone to malarkey.
Why is everyone...
You know how boring facebook is? →
inezzified: theloudestsnore: edgeofphase: screamingmyname: At first you log in and see some notifications. You’ll be like: And then you’ll see “Commented on a photo of you” like 50 times. You’ll then be like: Then you find something to do and just wait until you get a new notification: Then when nothing happens, you go check your fb chat and talk to random people and you just...
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other...
i love thailand. i love the people. i love the food. i love the cheap goods. i love the weather and how for 10 days i get darker. i love the big malls and i love the traffic, because i can sleep for an hour in a jam and wake up knowing i’m left with another hour of sleep. but i detest the stomachaches.
3 months into the new year. I guess time doesn’t really care if you’re having fun or hell. It’s an unstoppable force, controlling and contorting the distance to another year, and another year, and another year, and another year, till we’re all wizened by it and reminiscing about what was and what could have been. Guess we better get ready.
Exams told me to fuck off. I obliged.
And I could tell you why; People go insane I could show you how, How you could do the same. -Shadow On The Sun, Audioslave.
When you least expect it.
I was stung by a mosquito while thinking about how it’s been 6 months since I was last stung by a mosquito. Back to zero, but counting : )
A man walked into a bar.